Bored.

Mr. K left for CA today leaving me outnumbered by our two varmints. It's the week before the start of a new school year and have had to reinstate the 8:30 pm bed time. So here it is nearly midnight and I'm alone. The house is quiet. The kids are sleeping. I am bored. I can't stay up too late for fear that I will sleep until past 9 am and the kids will attempt to serve themselves breakfast while making a mess in the process. I instructed Viggo to wake me up when he gets hungry and under no circumstance are they to serve themselves breakfast. We'll see if that works.

It's amazing where you mind will take you when there isn't anything significant going on inside of it. I don't have any "to do" lists that I'm organizing in my mind. Scratch that. I have one MAJOR to do for tomorrow... begin my application for medical insurance. I can't believe I've dicked around all this time and didn't even think of doing it. I could have given myself a jump start on my tomorrow by doing it today. This is what happens when you have nothing but time on your hands. What is it that they say about idle hands?

Last night I was watching "Six Degrees of Separation" - I hadn't seen it in a long time. I love that movie. Stockard Channing and Donald Sutherland are fantastic. I love how they kept saying "we could have been killed.... throats slashed."

JESUS CHRIST!

The iMac in the other room keeps announcing the time in her lady robot voice every hour on the hour and it keeps freaking me out. It's my first night alone and the only voice I want to hear are the voices on the TV. OMG the Sex and the City rerun I'm watching has John Slattery from Mad Men on it... love him! What a sexy silver fox he is.

I tried watching "Mad Money" on the NetFlix tonight and checked out within 60 seconds. I already thought it looked dumb, but I love Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah and I believe everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt. As a matter of fact, I think Katie Holmes is talented, but ever since she joined forces with the Scientology Kid her stock has plumeted as far as I'm concerned. Whether the union is an actual union or simply a contractual obligation I think it's probably hurt her more than helped. Sure he's a movie power house, but he's also a hard core Scientologist who acted eractically on Oprah's couch and he's too damn vocoal about shit that he should probably keep to himself (i.e. his public fued with Brooke Shields).

I think Tom is a damn fine actor and I will freely admit I've seen plenty of his movies. For a short guy - he's a pretty good looking cat. Speaking of which, can we discuss for a moment, why Hollywood sells us on short dudes as leading men? When I hear how many A-List male celebrities are actually short stacks it makes me mad because most of the A-List females are fucking amazons. Why are the women being sold short? I know... because we get short changed on EVERYTHING!

Why is it okay for women to constantly show their tits yet men who show their ass only give us .1 second of screen time? I can't tell you how many female full frontals I've seen, but the number of male full frontals I can count on one hand. What's the big deal? Maybe it's because most of the leading men are short stacks in more ways than one if you know what I'm saying...

Now I'm so bored I'm rabling.